I'm Jewish in the way Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.

A.J. Jacobs
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  1. My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it'll mention three other books I feel I have to read. It's like a particularly relentless series of pop-up ads.

  2. I can’t help but notice that you keep writing love poetry to my wife. Well, you see, I married her, which makes her my wife. You know what you might want to try? Writing some poems about the sunset. The sunset isn’t fucking married.

  3. I like uncovering the cultural prejudices I didn't even know.

  4. Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes?

  5. Unconditional love is an illogical notion, but such a great and powerful one.

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